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Government Motors today announced that last quarter’s sales were zero. Company spokesman Youwanna Nicecar said “It can only go up from here. Government Motors has not participated in development of the new engineless vehicles mandated by CAFE standards last year requiring up to 50% of new vehicles manufactured consume no energy at all. This resulted in disqualification from the Federal Bailout Program all manufacturers are now required to participate in if they want to make or sell products within the Milky Way Galaxy.